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Every Record Tells A Story. A blog about music. Operating fearlessly in the Blogs-With-Stupid-Jokes-About-Heavy-Rock-And-Indie-Bands-niche.
I write about music, and I have written for Classic Rock magazine and Record Collector
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• The Origins of Elton John: From The Archives of Jackie Magazine

  By Every Record Tells A Story on June 13, 2018 • ( 9 )

  

  In which we discover how Bernie Taupin’s mum brought Reg and Bernie together by cleaning her front room, how the cost of storing vinyl in Chelsea is ruinously expensive, why Elton has only the second-worst real life name of any pop star, and why you shouldn’t kick a piano stool at work.

• How Elton John Can Help You Save For The Deposit On Your Flat

  By Every Record Tells A Story on June 7, 2018 • ( 12 )

  

  The Vinyl Revival (TM) continues apace, sucking up the cash of Millennials faster than a pop up craft-beer-and-smashed-avocado stall at a box park. With new LPs often costing £20 or more, vinyl-loving Millennials are reportedly struggling to save for a… Read More ›

• Pink Floyd’s Pulse Reissued: How Not To Break The Bank

  By Every Record Tells A Story on May 18, 2018 • ( 16 )

  

  You have to feel a little sorry for Pink Floyd fans. Not too much, obviously. They are more likely than you are to have a final salary pension, a second home, a car that starts on a cold day, a… Read More ›

• Why We Still Need Record Store Day

  By Every Record Tells A Story on April 21, 2018 • ( 14 )

  

  Record Store Day seems to be a day of doing things you wouldn’t normally do. You rise earlier than you would for work. (Motivation may have something to do with this…) You happily stand in a queue outside a record… Read More ›

• Black or Blue? How To Buy The Right Colour David Bowie’s Changes Two

  By Every Record Tells A Story on April 14, 2018 • ( 10 )

  

  Good news for Bowie vinyl fans with the reissue of classic eighties compilation ChangesTwo. Although original copies of this album are as common as your average Jeremy Kyle Show participant (and also I suspect like your average Jeremy Kyle Show… Read More ›

• Arcade Fire: So Good, They Can Make Even Wembley Arena Shake

  By Every Record Tells A Story on April 12, 2018 • ( 4 )

  

  Arcade Fire have overcome many obstacles in their path over the years. Grabbing the attention of the world through their indie-released debut LP Funeral; delivering credible follow ups to one of the decade’s most critically acclaimed albums, and then dealing… Read More ›

• David Bowie Photography Exhibition Hits Essex

  By Every Record Tells A Story on April 9, 2018 • ( 3 )

  

  Geoff MacCormack was just seven years old and was wearing the brown uniform of Burnt Ash Primary school when he first met David Jones. They went to cub scouts together and were in the choir together. It transpired neither the… Read More ›

• Belle and Sebastian in Health and Safety Regulation Flaunting Shock: Live at the Troxy

  By Every Record Tells A Story on March 18, 2018 • ( 1 )

  

  Stuart Murdoch walked out intrepidly into the crowd last night during “Dear Catastrophe Waitress”. It’s a Belle and Sebastian crowd, so it’s a friendly, unthreatening and relaxed crowd, more likely to offer him a Tunnock’s Wafer than trouble. But then… Read More ›

• So. Much. Joy. The Hold Steady Live In London

  By Every Record Tells A Story on March 10, 2018 • ( 4 )

  

  In a week that saw the demise of the NME’s print edition after sixty-odd years, it is reassuring that some traditions remain. The country is still run by incompetents, it’s impossible to find a telecoms provider whose call centre isn’t… Read More ›

• Sliding Doors: The Origin of Roxy Music

  By Every Record Tells A Story on March 4, 2018 • ( 6 )

  

  Brian Eno was waiting for the tube at Maida Vale. A train stopped, leaving Brian equidistant between two carriages. He didn’t know it, but his destiny awaited. Enter one carriage, and he would become a pop star, an innovator of… Read More ›

• Gaz Coombs Unveils Songs From New Album At ULU

  By Every Record Tells A Story on March 1, 2018 • ( 0 )

  

  It has been quite a journey since Gaz Coombs began his rock career as the teenage lead singer of…. The Jennifers. Signed to Nude Records in 1991 – the contract signed by his mum as he was too young –… Read More ›

• The Brits 2018: Stormzy’s Boots, Dua Lipa’s Swimming Cozzie and Liam Gallagher’s Coat

  By Every Record Tells A Story on February 21, 2018 • ( 3 )

  

  It’s genuinely a highlight of the musical year, if only for the thrill of the unexpected, but if we learn nothing else at The Brits each time, it’s just how difficult being a TV presenter is. At least, the three… Read More ›

• Book What The Cat Dragged In: A New Look At Glam Metal

  By Every Record Tells A Story on February 17, 2018 • ( 12 )

  

  Glam metal.  Perhaps one of the most thoroughly ignored genres of music of the last forty years. The trouble is, when your music is a silo of strange, make-up-infested faux-cowboys with ludicrous hair, flaming codpieces and guitars featuring primary colours… Read More ›

• Jen Cloher: An Album Of The Year…

  By Every Record Tells A Story on February 14, 2018 • ( 4 )

  

  Album of the year lists are both a blessing and curse. As a way to demonstrate your discerning taste there are few better ways to impress your friends.  On the other hand, there are fewer more effective ways for your… Read More ›

• Can Dream Wife Hit The Top 40 UK Album Charts?

  By Every Record Tells A Story on February 2, 2018 • ( 3 )

  

  There are many plagues of the modern world. Internet passwords. Staying over at a friend’s house and waking up first. The shrinking of the Toblerone bar. But most of all, Dry January. If ever there was a miserable, overly-long, grim,… Read More ›