The Ups And Downs of Music’s Message Boards.


Life had its challenges thirty years ago. Picture the scene: across the globe a despot Russian leader creates an atmosphere of fear. A disappointing England routinely exits The World Cup early. And this happened thirty years ago also.

But one thing we didn’t have to deal with thirty years ago was the minefield of internet message boards. Honey traps of wisdom and community, there remain several challenges when navigating these sometimes stormy seas.

1. The Playground Mentality

When MPs discussed the threat of the internet in parliament, there was much mention of immoral sexual content, point scoring, bullying, racism, thievery and potential to get viruses. But that’s enough about the MPs. The Internet also has all these things, and nowhere is point-scoring and bullying more prevalent, it seems, than on message boards.

2. The Pseudonyms

The Black Crowes had a particularly friendly board, and a few of them agreed to meet up in a pub before a Brixton Academy Crowes gig. I went with a friend, but wanted to thank a couple of people who I’d only ever corresponded with via the message boards who had sent me, for free, a couple of CDs of Black Crowes shows. This presented me with a chance to see the people behind the Avatars.

The first called himself “Uncle FunknSoul” – who I had pictured (because of the use of the moniker “Uncle”) as an middle aged chap – who turned out to be a callow nineteen year old called Colin. The second was “YouthGoneWild” who was a fifty year old man whose only slightly “gone wild” distinguishing feature was his waistline. I know it’s hard to think of an alias, but if I had a criticism of these otherwise fine people it would be let’s keep the pseudonym vaguely sensible…

3. The Surprise Appearance

Via The Black Crowes CD trading site I mailed a couple of blank CDs to someone who had offered to burn a live show onto them. A few days later there was a knock at the door. “Hello” said a figure, standing there, like a high performing Jehovah’s Witness on his third victim of the day, “I have your CDs. I only live around the corner”.


I smiled warmly, I think, whilst trying to disguise the terror in my eyes. Someone “from the internet” had tracked down the “Real Life” Me. Now I knew how Julius Caesar felt when Brutus turned up on his doorstep sheepishly telling him he “thought he’d just pop over for a few beers with his mates”….

He was lovely, as it happened. But that might not have ended so well!

4. The Trolls

You know the kind of thing. People who go onto One Direction sites and tell everyone how the band are hopeless seeking a reaction. People like me….*

Despite these drawbacks, as I mentioned previously, message boards are still incredibly useful for finding out about obscure recordings. Without the internet, I would never have discovered many lost tracks – and indeed, they may never have seen the light of day.

There’s The Black Crowes’ various sessions (more about them another time). There’s The Flaming Lips’ “Soft Bulletin Companion” – a double CD of outtakes, rare recordings and radio appearances that the band put together for friends and which I first heard about, then downloaded via the Flaming Lips’ message board.

I’m sure others of you will have similar examples. And all of this would not have been possible without another revolutionary internet development that we can talk about next time: Napster.

* Not really. But I may try Gary Barlow’s site one day.





9 responses to “The Ups And Downs of Music’s Message Boards.”

  1. marycigarettes Avatar

    for me,the internet acted as a mirror…the most notable troll,hater i encountered was myself,but like i say,it’s a mirror reflecting it all back,and in time i realised the very process of online communication was rounding me one wants to be a windbag forever. soon enough i began to see examples of smart cool people who were digging a little deeper and putting it over with cool clarity.they’ve been a godsend. the internet has now morphed from being a wailing wall to a place of education,and where i can learn to write / communicate a little bit better.


  2. mikeladano Avatar

    I like to refer to the Blabbermouth message boards as a “wretched hive of scum and villainy”.


    1. J. Avatar

      That’s pretty accurate …


      1. mikeladano Avatar

        I also like the phrase “Bunch of savages in this town” when commenting there. Although I haven’t commented there in years.


      2. J. Avatar

        because it’s “wretched hive of scum and villainy” 🙂


      3. mikeladano Avatar

        Yup! The racism and homophobia there is really disappointing.


    2. Deke Avatar

      Hahaha…that is very true Mike……I never seen it so bad on there until the Darren Smith first concert fiasco…people were just brutal ….


      1. mikeladano Avatar

        Poor “DJ” Smith. Yeah. That first gig was a disaster. And they keep cancelling gigs? What up with that?

        Darren Smith — I wish him all the best, but I just don’t think he’s got what it takes to be fronting Jake E Lee. He needs someone more with the chops and frontman abilities of a Ray Gillen type.


  3. J. Avatar

    I’ve been a member on a few boards over the years, but can’t seem to stay an active member for too long. Mostly cause of what I’d observed while on there (pretty much exactly what you’ve listed – other than the surprise appearance!). I reckon that for every member I thought cool, there were another 10 involved in point-scoring and heavy criticism / making folks feel like pariahs for having an opinion that me be somewhat against the grain of the group. But still, I always tend to engage with certain folks and topics and sometimes it all reminds me why the interweb is pretty swell.


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