Sir Paul McCartney at Eighty: Were Wings Really The Band The Beatles Could Have Been?

“It is hard to understand quite how it happened, but there are millions of teenagers running around now who don’t know who U2 are.”

I was talking to my friend Steve the other day after reading this comment online where someone with enough music knowledge to share opinions about Arcade Fire and Coldplay had nevertheless apparently never heard of U2:

“It’s amazing! U2 have gone from being added to literally every iPod in 2004, to being almost entirely unknown by anyone under twenty. You can’t imagine that ever happening to The Beatles, can you?”

Steve looked at me a bit funny.

“That’s only because they wheel out McCartney to sing a ropey version of “Hey Jude” after every royal celebration and sporting event” he scoffed.

I nearly jumped out of my seat. You always hear of people with such heretical views, but you never entirely expect to meet them in real life and hear them confess quite so openly.

“I’m not a fan” he continued, unnecessarily, “I mean, what has he done since the Beatles? “Wings: The Band The Beatles Could Have Been.”

Steve chuckled to himself at his Alan Partridge quote as I picked myself off the floor at the sound of this heresy.

“John Lennon was so much better. “Imagine”, the great “Jealous Guy”, “War is Over”, “Woman…..”.

Steve continued, getting into his stride. “Now he, in my mind, was cool and his music was good. It makes me think he was the main talent, and I don’t think he would have written such drivel as McCartney did if he had stayed alive…”

Steve is a couple of years younger than me. We both grew up in the seventies and eighties, the decades of Texan bars, Blue Stratos, Cheggars Plays Pop on TV and white dog poo in the park. The glory days, we call them. But surely, those aforementioned glory days included McCartney, at least a little bit?

“The first I knew of him was the Frog Song” Steve told me, nailing the song title.

“In my mind he has the look of a children’s TV presenter. Not the seventies type though” he added hastily.

“I struggle to take him seriously with his dyed hair, double thumbs up and trainers with a suit”.

How could anyone not take this man seriously?

Steve was warming up. I had no idea he held such extreme views. It was like discovering your friend was an anti-vaxxer, or didn’t like Marmite.

I feel I should point out Steve is a lovely bloke. I don’t judge Steve simply because the release of any number of McCartney LPs has apparently had absolutely zero impact on him for the last five decades.

“I struggle to understand how he could co-write such great songs with Lennon when he was in the Beatles but then come up with novelty songs which rival “Agadoo”, and still get taken seriously” he added.

I began to understand the issue. It seemed to me that Steve hadn’t actually heard any Paul McCartney songs either before or since 1984’s “We All Stand Together”, which he so painfully likened to “Agadoo”. And perhaps this blind spot wasn’t an untypical view of people of a certain age, particularly those who read Smash Hits magazine? Smash Hits had a great way of not taking pop stars too seriously in the eighties.

Billy Idol became Sir Billiam of Idol in the pages of Smash Hits, and some might say got off lightly. We also had Ben Vol-Au-Vent Pierrot from Curiosity Killed The Cat, Stephen ‘Tea Towel’ Duffy, Mark “Horrible Headband” Knopfler, Lord Frederick Mercury of Lucan, and Morten “Snorten Forten” Harket of A-Ha. Paul McCartney perhaps had the most elaborate nickname, becoming “Fab Macca Wacky Thumbs Aloft”. Maybe it is hard to take anyone seriously when they are routinely called Fab Macca Wacky Thumbs Aloft, walk around in a suit/trainers combo and sing with frogs.

“How many Macca songs do you actually know, Steve?”

“I even cringe at the name “Macca”” he interjected, although I suspected he was stalling for time.

I mentioned “Mull of Kintyre” just to get him thinking.

“Without Googling?” he asked.

“Yes! It can’t be that hard?!” I was struggling to suppress my irritation.

“Okay. Frog Chorus. That’s one. Then the one about no man’s land at Christmas. And Ebony and Ivory.”

I winced slightly.

“Are you serious? That’s it?”

“What else has he done, then? Look, I know I’m not qualified to talk about him. I get it. And I realise how important, culturally, The Beatles were. But my whole opinion on him is based on his public persona from around 1984. To me, he’s like if the Chuckle Brothers were triplets.”

Yes. He actually said that. I’m not making this up.

What I wanted to say was “Firstly, it’s called “We All Stand Together” and it was written for a Rupert Bear kids film and it’s bloody great, and in no way, shape or form is it an Agadoo-style novelty song. Secondly, it sounds like you have only actually heard three of Paul McCartney’s songs. What rock, exactly, have you been hiding under for the last five decades?”

What I actually said was “James Bond theme?”

Steve thought again. Slowly.

“Oh, yeah. But I prefer the Guns ‘n’ Roses version.

I tried to dumb it down

“What about the post-code lottery song?”

““Who’s That Knocking At The Door?” I didn’t know he did that one to be honest. Not a fan though.“

So there we had it. Steve’s entire knowledge of Sir Paul McCartney’s post-Beatles output was entirely focused on a handful of songs. No wonder he was ambivalent, at best.

But I felt a challenge taking shape. Was it possible to do a PR job to replace the persona of “Fab Macca Wacky Thumbs Aloft” in Steve’s head, and elevate it to “Sir Paul McCartney, musical genius” in the mind of my friend?

It sounded difficult. This wouldn’t be as straightforward as simply writing a police report to confirm there were no parties at number ten during lockdown.

Now, part of me thinks: Sod it, life’s too short, if he wants to listen to Suggs the rest of his life there’s nothing wrong with that. No-one needs a know-it-all muso shovelling songs their way they have no interest in. And you only have to look at comments on Facebook or Twitter for two minutes to find plenty of people with opinions like Steve’s only a little bit angrier. You know the kind: those quite happy to tell you The Beatles are over-rated and McCartney was second rate at best and actually did you know Ringo wasn’t even the best drummer in The Beatles, and Wings were awful and no, I haven’t actually heard any of their albums, don’t need to…?

The other part of me is, of course completely affronted. Sir Paul McCartney is a man who, according the oracle of Wikipedia:

1. Fronted Wings – one of the most successful bands of the 1970s, with more than a dozen international top 10 singles and albums.

2. Has written or co-written 32 songs that have topped the US charts.

3. As of 2009 (don’t ask me why they stopped counting in 2009) had sold 25.5 million units in the US alone

4. Twice inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame (including as a solo artist in 1999)

5. Won an Academy Award,

6. Won 18 Grammy Awards,

7. Awarded an MBE

8. And a knighthood in 1997 for services to music.

9. Not to mention massing an estimated fortune of £800 million

It was hard to reconcile these accomplishments with someone my friend viewed as a long-lost Chuckle Brother.

So we had a chat.

McCartney’s solo and Wings records are one of life’s great pleasures. They are cheap, typically sub-£10, have lots of extra bits like posters and stickers…

A sticker from Wings’ “Back to the Egg” LP

…and as we are now in some cases fifty years removed from the expectation of a Beatle releasing his latest LP (“Will he capture past glories?”) we can all relax a bit. A McCartney LP no longer gets think-pieces about how he either is or is not the future of rock’n’roll or has let down his fans.

That’s what Arcade Fire are for.

So we can enjoy his past work for what it is: a huge, varied body of work from one of the (if not the) greatest songwriters of our times.

So: My plan was to go around and pick up all the Wings records – no hardship for a confirmed vinyl-hound like myself – and give them a listen, picking out songs for Steve. I shall provide Steve with brief highlights as to Paul’s state of mind as he made the records so beloved of Alan Partridge. We’ll find out what the critics made of the records. Were Wings really The Band The Beatles Could Have Been?

Or is Steve right, and the World’s Greatest Songwriter is really just a Chuckle Brother in disguise…? Should McCartney’s post-Beatles albums be (ahem) Chuck(l)ed?

Over the next few articles, we’re going to find out.

And just for fun, we’ll ask Steve for his views on some of the songs. Anyone who can describe our greatest living songwriter as a Chuckle Brother deserves a platform, right? And not just on an angry Facebook page.





18 responses to “Sir Paul McCartney at Eighty: Were Wings Really The Band The Beatles Could Have Been?”

  1. 80smetalman Avatar

    I liked a lot of Wings material, at least until they went disco at the tail end of the 1970s. As for post Beatles material, I prefer George.

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    1. Every Record Tells A Story Avatar

      I was trying to think of a disco-influenced Wings song, and came up with Goodnight Tonight. Was this the one you were thinking of?

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      1. Sharon E. Cathcart Avatar

        “Goodnight Tonight” is, IMO, the only even remotely “disco” thing McCartney did.

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      2. 80smetalman Avatar

        Yes that one and Arrow Through Me. I ignored the Back to the Egg album on account of those songs.


  2. Sharon E. Cathcart Avatar

    “Band on the Run” is my favorite Wings album, followed closely by “Back to the Egg.” I’ve been a fan for a long, long time.

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    1. Every Record Tells A Story Avatar

      It’s so good isn’t it Sharon? Let’s hope we can get Steve to think the same way!

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  3. Rigid Digit Avatar

    Or you could got the simple entry route of 1979s Wings Greatest Hits album – a perfect entry point and introduction
    (plus it includes the superb Uncle Albert / Admiral Halsey – from what I’ve just read, Steve might know the first bit from an episode of Fools & Horses)

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    1. Every Record Tells A Story Avatar

      That Wings Greatest Hits album is great isn’t it? A few non album singles on there also. And an excellent shout on Uncle Albert! I am sure he’s an Only Fools and Horses fan.


  4. Dave Ashworth Avatar
    Dave Ashworth

    The Get Back epic has surely shown beyond all doubt that McCartney is an astonishingly creative person. We’ve all just watched him work up “Get Back” out of thin air because The Beatles were low on songs and had only given themselves 4 weeks to compose, rehearse, and record an album of all new material, while working up their first live concert in 2 1/2 years. All while being filmed, the entire time, during office hours, in locations they’d never worked in before. The Beatles of January 1969 are finally shown to be absolutely on top of their game, after 50 years of us all being told they were a barely functional, squabbling rabble.

    People have parroted the whole Rolling Stone “Lennon was the genius and McCartney was a dickhead” mythology ever since John ranted unchecked and unchallenged to its fawning editor in late 1970.

    Did Paul’s incredible musicality completely desert him as soon as The Beatles broke up? So he was forced to wing his way through the next 50 years, hoping the world wouldn’t wake up to him?

    I’m very confident you’ll be spoilt for choice.

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    1. Every Record Tells A Story Avatar

      I’m hugely confident of having loads of great records Dave. I am less confident my friend Steve will see things the same way, but at least we’ll be starting strongly with a couple of tracks from McCartney. I mean, no-one could possibly dislike “Maybe I’m Amazed”, right?

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  5. simon robinson Avatar
    simon robinson

    I’m still getting over the cheek of him charging £25 to tickets for his pre-Glasto secret gig in Froome, did he really need the money?!

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  6. David Taylor Avatar
    David Taylor

    Having listened to 1000s of albums throughout the past 50 years I started early in my life from abba.. zappa.. Prog rock blues. Bubble gum music classical etc.. Etc… Paul mc cartney fits into every category in a great sense.. Steve your act is never professional.. You are a fake boring even try listening to more mc cartney may be you will be amazed if not Get back…. David Taylor Musical record Collector….


    1. Every Record Tells A Story Avatar

      David – I will pass on your admonishment to Steve.


  7. John Scoone Avatar
    John Scoone

    The Beatles are possibly the greatest rock band of all time. As sad as the breakup of the band was, it actually spawned four new musical acts, the Beatles individually. The best of these as far as I’m concerned is Paul McCartney/Wings. While Lennon was brilliant at certain times, McCartney’s light shined brightly throughout the 70’s, and even into the 80’s and beyond. While I admire and respect Lennon’s body of solo work, I don’t “love” his songs the way I do several songs by McCartney/Wings. He stands head and shoulders above all three other Beatles as far as I”m concerned, and has the hits and sales to prove it. If I had to rank the four, it would be Paul at #1 (of course), Ringo #2, John a close third, and George 4th. I’m slightly turned off by John’s overtly political views in his music, but I do respect his talent. Imagine is one of the best songs ever written, as good as any MC/W song, but there just isn’t the consistency over the course of a decade to compete with Paul on any level.

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    1. Every Record Tells A Story Avatar

      Thank you for sharing your thoughts John. I’ll ask Steve whether he rates Ringo as highly as you.


  8. […] This is the third in a series of McCartney articles, but you can read each one independently should you prefer. The first part is here […]


  9. […] My job is therefore to share with him some of McCartney’s best songs, and we’ll then hear his reaction to what he hears. You can read previous thoughts from Steve in earlier articles by clicking this link. […]


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