Tag: Engelbert Humperdinck

  • UK wins Eurovision….because no other country has ever got close…

    UK wins Eurovision….because no other country has ever got close…

    Every year, millions of people tune in to see a singing contest which serves up a musical kaleidoscope of vomit. An über-camp spectacle of ridiculous pop wannabes looking for their fifteen minutes of fame in the hope that it will lead to a Europe-wide hit single and perhaps immortality, only to be instantly forgotten until…