Ten Reasons Why Motörhead Should Be Inducted Into The Rock n Roll Hall Of Fame


Great news: Motörhead has a new single out, “Crying Shame”, which comes from “Aftershock” – Motorhead’s 21st studio LP. It’s yet another belter.


It has been brought to my attention that there exists a terrible state of affairs that must be put right. No, I’m not talking about Keane’s last album. I’m talking about the fact that Motörhead have yet to be inducted into the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame.

That’s Motörhead. The last time I looked up “Rock n Roll” in the dictionary, it just had a picture of the band and the caption “See Motörhead”. In 1987 Motorhead even released an album called “Rock n Roll”. Lemmy himself is the Godfather of Rock n Roll, the son of a preacher man who saw the Beatles at The Cavern and was Jimi Hendrix’s roadie. Why aren’t Motörhead already in there?

They’re going to feel dreadfully embarrassed at the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame HQ when they realise Motorhead’s cabinet is still bare. It’s probably been bugging them for years. There’s a janitor there scratching his head, saying “I’ve dusted down The Beatles, The Rolling Stones and Chuck Berry, tidied up after The Who….but there’s still nothing in the biggest cabinet in the middle of the hall. I just can’t think who’s missing…”

Not having Motörhead in the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame is a bit like forgetting to put Michael Jordan in the Basketball Hall of Fame, Jesus in the Religious Icons Hall of Fame, Little Bo Peep in the Useless Shepherd’s Hall of Fame and Kim Kardashian in the Pointless Celebrity’s Hall of Fame. It’s like forgetting to put Laurel and Hardy in the Comedy Hall of Fame, Shakespeare in the Playwright’s Hall of Fame, T-Rex in the Dinosaur Hall of Fame and both Kiss and Katie Price in the “People who wear too much make up” Hall of Fame. It’s like forgetting to put The Titanic in the “Ships that needed a sat nav” Hall of Fame, Catcher in the Rye in the “Books written by JD Salinger” Hall of Fame, William “The Fridge” Perry in the “Gridiron stars who were named after kitchen appliances” Hall of Fame and well… you get the idea.

In case you need a recap, here’s ten reasons why Motörhead should be honoured:

1. Ace of Spades. The Hall of Fame states on its website that above all else, it values musical excellence. If Motörhead had done nothing else, the band would have earned a place in the rock n roll hall of fame on this song alone. One of the Best. Songs. Ever.

2. Lemmy’s acceptance speech. You just know no matter how much he’ll resemble a fish out of water he will carry it off with some pithy remark or other. Like pointing out the fact that the Hall owe him an Ace of Spades jacket he once lent to them for an exhibition and which they “lost”.

3. The influence and legacy of Hawkwind: As a member of Hawkwind, Lemmy played (a very melodic) bass guitar on Hawkwind’s classic live “Space Ritual” album (and on many other albums). Listen to opening track “Born To Go” and then listen to Queen of the Stone Age‘s first album and tell me if you think Josh Homme might owe Hawkwind a debt of gratitude (accepting that there’s little evidence of jazz flute on any QOTSA tracks).

4. Motorhead were pioneers of thrash metal. That blend of punk and metal but with a double bass kick drum sound on Overkill was a Eureka moment for a whole new branch of metal. Despite Motörhead having more in common with the MC5 and The Ramones than Black Sabbath, no Motörhead, no Metallica.

5. Lemmy’s role in “Eat The Rich”. Don’t let the Hollywood Walk of Fame beat you to it, RnRHoF guys!

6. Because Motörhead have never recorded a bad album. Sure, some albums are better than others, but from Ace of Spades to Orgasmatron to 1916 to The World Is Yours and many in between they have produced twenty (one) great albums across four decades. And is there a better best-of compilation by any band anywhere than Motörhead’s “No Remorse”?

7. They’ve never let anyone down. There’s no nu-metal album. Lemmy never tried to rap. There’s no “industrial experiment”. Lemmy never went “glam”. From the start, Motörhead had a mission for their rock n roll music which was simply thus: “It will be so loud that if we move in next door to you, your lawn will die”. It’d be a price worth paying.

8. Motorhead’s appearance on The Young Ones’ Bambi episode. Genius.

9. For the moment at The Monsters of Rock festival at Donington in 1986 when someone threw a flare onstage at the band. Lemmy stopped the show and articulately and severely told the miscreant exactly where to stick his flare.

10. Lemmy’s penchant for a good quote. Here’s three of my favourites:

  • “He left for health reasons. He was making me sick…”
  • “That was a great time, the summer of ’71. I don’t remember it but I’ll never forget it”.
  • On why he didn’t cut his hair: “I’ve got these ears see, and without the hair behind them they look really large, like Prince Charles on steroids”.

In short, I don’t think the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame has too many options. They have already inexcusably omitted Deep Purple. Without Motörhead in there, they can’t really justify using that “Rock n Roll” monicker any more. They’ll have to give it back to somewhere more deserving and revert to another title. Music Hall of Fame perhaps…?

The campaign has started. Are you for us or against us? Spread the word…

Motörhead’s new album Aftershock is released in a Classic Rock Fanpack on 21st October 2013.

Record #238: Motörhead – Crying Shame is streaming here





17 responses to “Ten Reasons Why Motörhead Should Be Inducted Into The Rock n Roll Hall Of Fame”

  1. Leep Avatar

    Motorhead are freaking legends.A real.kick arse Rock N Roll Band. They deserve to be in the Rock N Roll Hall of Shame sorry Fame :). As Public Enemy is not realy Rock N Roll good as they are.But Motorhead is. It is about time they take there place there \„/


    1. Every Record Tells A Story Avatar

      Thanks for adding your thoughts. Looks like we’re all in agreement…


  2. stephen1001 Avatar

    Well said – I have no counter arguments whatsoever!


  3. mikeladano Avatar

    Cheers on #2, 5, 10! So true, and so funny as well.

    #11 – Because once again Motorhead are having a moment. With the Lemmy movie building to the Motorheadphones, new album, and unfortunately concerns about Lemmy’s health, Motorhead have been getting a lot of press lately. May as well induct them now.


  4. 80smetalman Avatar

    I agree with all of the above!!


    1. Every Record Tells A Story Avatar

      phew! *wipes brow with sleeve*


  5. Michael Anthony Avatar

    “We are Motorhead. We play rock ‘n’ roll!”
    I’m with you … though even more outraged by the continuing omission of Deep Purple.


    1. mikeladano Avatar

      Me too. Followed by Jethro Tull.


    2. Every Record Tells A Story Avatar

      Agreed. One of the first things I wrote on this blog was about why Deep Purple aren’t in it. It still gets a fair bit of traffic even now.


  6. Simon Avatar

    Couldn’t agree more. nuff said…respect due.


  7. John S Avatar

    Ace of Spades is reason enough! I think Lemmy sang on hawkwind’s “Silver Machine” which is a decent second reason.


    1. Every Record Tells A Story Avatar

      Good point – he did – although I prefer the expansiveness of Space Ritual…


  8. Phillip Helbig Avatar

    I am not a Motörhead fan, but I do think they belong in the RnRHoF. Deep Purple much more so of course. (Tull is one of my favourite bands, but I could just see them not getting in since it really isn’t rock and roll. On the other hand, another of my favourite bands, Rush, is in now.)

    I don’t like Motörhead at all—-too much distortion on the bass, naff lyrics, bad vocals, Lemmy’s obsession with various objects, moving to LA. Iron Maiden—that’s heavy metal (though perhaps not rock and roll).

    I recently watched the documentary. Funny scene: his son telling how Lemmy urged him to avoid cocaine (I won’t spoil it; it’s hilarious). Great quote: “You can’t have everything, can you? Where would you put it?”

    I do admire his avoiding fashion, but Ian Anderson does that as well and even comes up with new fashions of his own (codpiece, anyone?). Yes, very much his own man, but at the end of the day, basically a rather sad bloke methinks.


  9. peacelovegreatcountrymusic Avatar

    Their music isn’t my thing, but it’s shameful that they haven’t long been inducted into the HOF. Ridiculous.


    1. Every Record Tells A Story Avatar

      Let’s hope it’s their turn next. Thanks.


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